It’s amazing, but Perdita has tons and tons of stories about her family.
At least that’s what she says, but Laura thinks there is a pretty good chance that Perdita is making all of it up as she tells it.
But the stories are so unusual–did you know that dogs have stories about their cousins and uncles and grandmothers, and crazy fathers? Well, Laura didn’t know that, of course, and she wouldn’t have believed it until she heard it right in her own brain, from Perdita’s amazing though-particles.
Here are some of the characters you’ll meet in Perdita’s first two books. And . . . we’re absolutely sure you’ve never met any dogs like these!
First, of course, is Perdita’s father Par Whack. Laura thinks Par is a scoundrel because he creates so much confusion (and steals so much food!), but Perdita thinks he’s a famous dog hero.
Par has battles with the police, with the evil dogcatcher Elrod P. Sondgrass, and especially with the principle of the school, Mr. Wimpy.
Here are the names of a few of Perdita’s stories from her first two books. We think they’re pretty amazing, and we’ll bet you’ll agree.
Her stories include:
Uncle Bookie and the Book of Doom
Par Whack and the Thanksgiving Pageant of Doom
Stop and Smell the Fire Hydrants
Einstein Noodle Sees the Light
The Psychologer is IN
Uncle Rip van Noodle Finds The Big Chill
A Jolly Game of Cow Panic
Par Whacks a Hole in One
Dog On a Skateboard . . . Going Away Fast!
A Real Football Hero
The Wild Giraffes
The Garbage Truck Heist of Doom
Perdita Spills the Beans . . . Or Does She?
A Shot in the Dark
Who Are You? A Tender Moment
Aunt Chatty Whack Goes Around the Bend
The Fourth of July Concert of Doom
Par Plans a Vegetable Surprise
The Melons Fly at Midnight
The Flying Watermelon of Doom
The Christmas Tree of Doom
The Dogs’ Christmas Carol of Doom
Do You Feel Smarter Yet?
And . . . this is just the beginning! Perdita has LOTS and LOTS more stories about her family.
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