Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.)

Once my books are done, they will revolutionize the literary world, and the dog world, and quite possibly the world in genera–because I will tell the truth about so much. Revelations! Secret dog knowledge revealed! Proclamations! Exciting stories that make James Bond look like a beginner.

And advice, of course. Humans seem to need it.

Do I exaggerate? Soon you can find out for yourself. IF my scribe can overcome his comma obsession.