Author Archives: whacknoodle

My After-Christmastime Gift to You. A FREE Book!

If you read my blog, you know I’m a dog who writes books. But, I’m also a dog with feelings, and today they are very happy feelings! In fact I am SO happy that I am GIVING AWAY my new … Continue reading

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WOW! The Human Siri LOVED My New Book!

It IS Christmas, so I should expect miracles, don’t you think? Well, a MIRACLE has happened. This one is about my latest book–The Christmas Hayride of Doom. I modestly admit that it is a wonderful book about my most adventurous … Continue reading

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What Would a DOG Know About Christmas Spirit?

As a dog-author, I am a keen observer of my surroundings. I watch. I listen. I think. I sniff out the story, you might say. So, at Christmastime, I am extra alert, because all the humans seem to go crazy. … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls? NO! FLECK the Halls! And with FREE Books!!

I am, of course, excited about giving YOU a free copy of my new book of Whacknoodle family Christmas stories, and I want to tell you about one of the best parts. My very adventurous dog-father, Par Whack, thought it … Continue reading

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They’ll Never Forget The Christmas Hayride of Doom!

I, your dog-author friend, have a happy announcement that, I believe, will make your Christmas brighter, your spirits happier, your steps easy and your burdens light. At least that’s what I think my book will do for you! They say … Continue reading

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Black Friday? How About Black-and-White Friday?

I see that humans are berserk today, rushing around and talking about ‘Black Friday.’ Oh, they say they are getting bargains on more and more stuff. Where will they put it all? I think they would be happier if they … Continue reading

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Want Something Free for Thanksgiving? How About a Book?

Well, I’ve been gone a long time from this blog, and I’m sorry. But you know how busy it is being a dog, not to mention being a successful dog-author, and there are many demands on my time. But I … Continue reading

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SOME Humans Get It—I Have Proof!

You know I am a dog-author (and a famous one, I should add). But I do depend on my lowly human scribe to do the trivial part—the mere typing and all that easy stuff. I continue to do the hard … Continue reading

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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s . . . a Flying Watermelon

Ah, the Fourth of July is here. Fireworks! Concerts in the Park! Picnics with glorious food and easy access for a wonderful snatch-and-run or even a quick grab-and-go. No dog goes hungry at a Fourth of July picnic. Certainly not … Continue reading

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Abandoned . . . For Lasagna! Should I Be Mad?

Hello, world! I, Perdita Whacknoodle, your favorite dog author (I’m sure) have been quite absent from my blog for several weeks. I will explain, but I am not happy about it. As you know, I am a very thoughtful dog … Continue reading

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