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Tag Archives: dogs
Black Friday? How About Black-and-White Friday?
Posted on November 29, 2013 by whacknoodle
I see that humans are berserk today, rushing around and talking about ‘Black Friday.’ Oh, they say they are getting bargains on more and more stuff. Where will they put it all? I think they would be happier if they … Continue reading →
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New Words For All. Free!
Posted on April 16, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know if you read my books, I am a dog on a mission to uplift and educate humans. This is a big task, even for a dog of my abilities. I chose a young human to be my … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, dog poet, language, Uncategorized | Tagged dog author, dog wisdom, dogs, linguistics, Perdita Whacknoodle | 10 Comments
Snatch a Steak, Save a Life . . . Or Two!
Posted on March 15, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know, I’m a dog who cares about my friends and family. So I’ve been concerned about their health, and how I might help them avoid illness. I’m just that kind of thoughtful dog. Of course, I sometimes think … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dog Hero, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged cholesterol, diet, dogs, snatch-and-run, steak, steak dinner | Leave a comment
Isn’t It Nice To Think So?
Posted on February 25, 2013 by whacknoodle
As a prolific dog author, I am always alert to what is going on around me. I believe it’s much like the way Mr. Hemingway or Mr. William Faulkner gathered their material. Watching and listening. And thinking, of course. So, … Continue reading →
Posted in Bark, Dog Author, dog news | Tagged Bark, dog author, dog wisdom, dogs, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment
If They’d Do This to a Human, We Dogs Better Watch Out!
Posted on February 14, 2013 by whacknoodle
My human scribe and I were walking through the neighborhood when we spotted this demolished sign in the middle of the road. According to my scribe, it says State Law: Stop for Pedestrians in Crosswalk Or, at least that’s what … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dogs | Tagged dog author, dog safety, dogs, highway safety, pedestrians | Leave a comment
Could Reading My Books Save Your Furniture? I Think So!
Posted on February 9, 2013 by whacknoodle
I keep my eyes open as I go about my daily life, and gather material for my books, and for this blog, of course. I am an especially observant dog. So, when I saw this displayed, it made me think. … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, dog news, Dogs | Tagged dog author, dogs, funny dog, Perdita Whacknoodle | 1 Comment
MORE Proof! SOME Humans Get it.
Posted on January 31, 2013 by whacknoodle
Like any writer, human or canine, I keep my eyes open as I travel. Sometimes, my human friends help by making pictures of important things, like this sign. I love the Two Dog Cafe, and so does my human scribe. … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Perdita Whacknoodle, Uncategorized | Tagged dogs, GA, Gainesville, Two Dog Cafe | 1 Comment
Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?
Posted on December 16, 2012 by whacknoodle
Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Dog Author, Dogs | Tagged dog author, dog books, dog wisdom, dogs, Kindle, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment
Why This Dog Loves the Weekend
Posted on December 8, 2012 by whacknoodle
My translator and I have been discussing my love for the weekend. And my excitement at Christmastime. He says I am a lazy dog and that weekends are no different to me than any other day. Now, how would HE … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Dog Author | Tagged dog books, dog wisdom, dogs, free kindle, Kindle, Perdita Whacknoodle, weekend, writer, writing | Leave a comment
Why I Creatify the Boring English Language
Posted on December 6, 2012 by whacknoodle
If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus, I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading →
Posted in Bark, Children's Books, Dog Author, dog poet, English, language, linguistics, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged crazy dogs, creativity, dog books, dog wisdom, dogs, English, language, linguistics, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment