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Black Friday? How About Black-and-White Friday?

I see that humans are berserk today, rushing around and talking about ‘Black Friday.’ Oh, they say they are getting bargains on more and more stuff. Where will they put it all? I think they would be happier if they … Continue reading

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New Words For All. Free!

As you know if you read my books, I am a dog on a mission to uplift and educate humans. This is a big task, even for a dog of my abilities. I chose a young human to be my … Continue reading

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Snatch a Steak, Save a Life . . . Or Two!

As you know, I’m a dog who cares about my friends and family. So I’ve been concerned about their health, and how I might help them avoid illness. I’m just that kind of thoughtful dog. Of course, I sometimes think … Continue reading

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Isn’t It Nice To Think So?

As a prolific dog author, I am always alert to what is going on around me. I believe it’s much like the way Mr. Hemingway or Mr. William Faulkner gathered their material. Watching and listening. And thinking, of course. So, … Continue reading

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If They’d Do This to a Human, We Dogs Better Watch Out!

My human scribe and I were walking through the neighborhood when we spotted this demolished sign in the middle of the road. According to my scribe, it says State Law: Stop for Pedestrians in Crosswalk Or, at least that’s what … Continue reading

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Could Reading My Books Save Your Furniture? I Think So!

I keep my eyes open as I go about my daily life, and gather material for my books, and for this blog, of course. I am an especially observant dog. So, when I saw this displayed, it made me think. … Continue reading

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MORE Proof! SOME Humans Get it.

Like any writer, human or canine, I keep my eyes open as I travel. Sometimes, my human friends help by making pictures of important things, like this sign. I love the Two Dog Cafe, and so does my human scribe. … Continue reading

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Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?

Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading

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Why This Dog Loves the Weekend

My translator and I have been discussing my love for the weekend. And my excitement at Christmastime. He says I am a lazy dog and that weekends are no different to me than any other day. Now, how would HE … Continue reading

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading

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