Soon The Literary World Will Explode

Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.)

Once my books aPerdita Whacknoodlere done, they will revolutionize the literary world, and the dog world, and quite possibly the world in genera–because I will tell the truth about so much. Revelations! Secret dog knowledge revealed! Proclamations! Exciting stories that make James Bond look like a beginner.

And advice, of course. Humans seem to need it.

Do I exaggerate? Soon you can find out for yourself. IF my scribe can overcome his comma obsession.

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