Tag Archives: delusions

Have You Ever Seen a More Noble Dog?

If you read my books and this blog, you know how important my dashing dog father, known far and wide as Par Whack, has been in my development as a thoughtful young dog writer. Par is a true hero. A … Continue reading

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading

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Would a Dog Steal 800 Bags Of Dog Food?

Would a dog steal 800 bags of dog food? I think not! For one thing, why would we want it? I was perusing the news today and saw the alarming story that someone–humans, I assume–had stolen 800 bags of dog … Continue reading

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Soon The Literary World Will Explode

Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading

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