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Tag Archives: delusions
Have You Ever Seen a More Noble Dog?
Posted on April 9, 2013 by whacknoodle
If you read my books and this blog, you know how important my dashing dog father, known far and wide as Par Whack, has been in my development as a thoughtful young dog writer. Par is a true hero. A … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dog Book, Perdita Whacknoodle, Uncategorized | Tagged Castle Lady Hawke, delusions, dog books, free kindle book, Napoleon, Perdita Whacknoodle | 2 Comments
I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?
Posted on December 14, 2012 by whacknoodle
I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Dog Author, writer | Tagged delusions, dog author, dog books, Dog stories, dog wisdom, free kindle book, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle, writer, writing | 1 Comment
Would a Dog Steal 800 Bags Of Dog Food?
Posted on December 4, 2012 by whacknoodle
Would a dog steal 800 bags of dog food? I think not! For one thing, why would we want it? I was perusing the news today and saw the alarming story that someone–humans, I assume–had stolen 800 bags of dog … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, dog news, manifesto, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged delusions, dog food, dogs, kibble, Perdita Whacknoodle | 1 Comment
Soon The Literary World Will Explode
Posted on November 16, 2012 by whacknoodle
Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Perdita Whacknoodle, Perdita's Delusions and Claims | Tagged delusions, Dog story, dog wisdom, dogs, Perdita Whacknoodle, Whacknoodle | Leave a comment