There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started!

Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! We’re Number One!”

This I have never understood. Until now.

My scribe tells me that my deeply perceptive Christmas book, which features my very favorite story of exploding mashed potatoes, “The Christmas Tree of Doom,” has been NUMBER ONE on Amazon for several days!

Though I don’t understand humans very well, I do understand this, and it makes me very happy.

I’m a happy dog-author, because now I know that thousands of people all over the world are smiling and chuclking and adding to their own Christmas spirit at they read my insightful stories about my dear father, Par Whack, and his efforts to enjoy Christmas. Many times, they read my stories to their children, of course, which is even better!

You are probably a human if you are reading this, so you probably already understand what it means to be number one.

And now I understand, too! I, Perdita Whacknoodle, dog-author, can now dance around and say, “I’m Number One!”

By the way, you can share Par’s Christmas adventures, including his elite canine singing unit (“The Twelve Dogs of Christmas”) and the exciting story of their efforts to bring Christmas cheer to the town of Dahlonegee by singing Christmas carols–and you can get this book FREE today (Saturday).

When you read it, I’m sure you’ll understand why I am a number one dog-author! And I’ll bet you’ll smile at the thought.