Tag Archives: Christmas

My After-Christmastime Gift to You. A FREE Book!

If you read my blog, you know I’m a dog who writes books. But, I’m also a dog with feelings, and today they are very happy feelings! In fact I am SO happy that I am GIVING AWAY my new … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls? NO! FLECK the Halls! And with FREE Books!!

I am, of course, excited about giving YOU a free copy of my new book of Whacknoodle family Christmas stories, and I want to tell you about one of the best parts. My very adventurous dog-father, Par Whack, thought it … Continue reading

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A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans

A Dog Looks at Christmas . . .  and Humans  As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading

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My Early Christmas Gift to the World

I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading

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Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading

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The Cat Did It!

What else could it be? My faithful scribe, the human, carefully transcribed my poem, ‘Twas the Week Before Christmas‘ today and put it on this blob, or whatever you humans call it. We wanted to share my poem about Christmas … Continue reading

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Twas the week before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading

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My Christmas Book Is Almost Here!

I am so happy that my slothful human scribe has finished ‘polishing’ my latest book because it’s a book of my Christmas stories. And it’s ready just in time! What’s more, my scribe says that he will make it FREE … Continue reading

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