Category Archives: Christmas

My After-Christmastime Gift to You. A FREE Book!

If you read my blog, you know I’m a dog who writes books. But, I’m also a dog with feelings, and today they are very happy feelings! In fact I am SO happy that I am GIVING AWAY my new … Continue reading

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What Are These People Telling You About My Book?

Here are some direct quotes from Amazon reviews for my book, The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: Two Christmas Stories This is what readers say about my third book. It makes me such a happy dog that I didn’t even … Continue reading

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A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans

A Dog Looks at Christmas . . .  and Humans  As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading

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A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet

When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading

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‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading

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The World Did Not End . . . But All Is Not Well

I heard a lot of humans wondering if the world would come to an end yesterday–something predicted by the Mayos a long time ago. It did not happen, which is good because there is lots more to eat during the … Continue reading

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading

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My Early Christmas Gift to the World

I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading

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Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading

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