I’m trying to teach humans how to be more like dogs. That’s why I’m writing my books and this blog.
Why not? We are dogs happier. And I think we have a lot to teach you.
So, I was happy to see a sign in my favorite restaurant (Two Dog Cafe, Gainesville, GA), pointing out another aspect of our infinite superiority. It’s just another way we help humans.
Oh, I know that humans spend a lot of time trying to be happy. I know they go to doctors, 
psychologers, psychistristicals, councilliators, and preachifyers to try to get better. And I know they have all kinds of books and DVDs and programs and groups to help them. Even with all this, they don’t seem all that happy to me.
But, like this brilliant sign says, there’s nothing like a friendly lick from a happy dog to improve a human’s mood.
I think we should raise our rates.
Don’t you?
