Category Archives: Dogs

SOME Humans Get It—I Have Proof!

You know I am a dog-author (and a famous one, I should add). But I do depend on my lowly human scribe to do the trivial part—the mere typing and all that easy stuff. I continue to do the hard … Continue reading

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If They’d Do This to a Human, We Dogs Better Watch Out!

My human scribe and I were walking through the neighborhood when we spotted this demolished sign in the middle of the road. According to my scribe, it says State Law: Stop for Pedestrians in Crosswalk Or, at least that’s what … Continue reading

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Could Reading My Books Save Your Furniture? I Think So!

I keep my eyes open as I go about my daily life, and gather material for my books, and for this blog, of course. I am an especially observant dog. So, when I saw this displayed, it made me think. … Continue reading

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“TGIF??” What Difference Does THAT Make?

I’ve noticed another funny thing about humans. They seem very interested, almost obsessed, with what day of the week it is. I have heard them say things like, “Oh, no–it’s Monday!” Is there something wrong with Monday? Or, they have … Continue reading

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What Humans Can Learn From Dogs–Barking Up the Phone Tree!

One of my themes, as a dog writer, is that humans should learn from dogs. Oh, of course humans are sadly limited, and sometimes there’s not much they can learn but it’s our obligation to try to help them. So, … Continue reading

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Dog Heaven, Also Known as ‘The Beach’

My humans went to the beach and took me. It was a huge, extreme, hyper-wagish, wonderful amount of fun. And all us dogs had a magnificent time! A barking good time. A  running and splashing good time. A tennis-ball chasing … Continue reading

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We Dogs Should Raise Our Fees

I’m trying to teach humans how to be more like dogs. That’s why I’m writing my books and this blog. Why not? We are dogs happier. And I think we have a lot to teach you. So, I was happy … Continue reading

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The Brick Piano Is Nothing Like Par and Uncle Elvis

I have been a bit absent from my own blog, lately, because I have been a very busy dog. And my scribe, who purports to be helping with my books and other writings, CLAIMS he has other things to do. … Continue reading

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‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading

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The Cat Did It!

What else could it be? My faithful scribe, the human, carefully transcribed my poem, ‘Twas the Week Before Christmas‘ today and put it on this blob, or whatever you humans call it. We wanted to share my poem about Christmas … Continue reading

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