When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas
(Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*)
When Par performed at Christmas
Some said it was most dangerous,
Others thought that it was hazardous.
But I would say,’spontaneous,
Because when Par saw Christmas
Was already upon us,
His plan to share was glorious,
But, alas, it turned out hazardous–
At least to dogs—’twas quite a fuss!
(We hid while shots flew o’er us.)
Oh, it was quite a Christmas,
(I think it will be infamous!)
And so I wrote down numerous
Tales. (I’m quite industrious.)
They say my book’s hilarious,
I think it’s deadly serious.
Especially now at Christmas!
So . . . Are my stories glorious?
Hilarious? Or generous?
You’ll see they’re not monotonous!
For a very happy Christmas!