Tag Archives: Dog stories

WOW! The Human Siri LOVED My New Book!

Posted on December 24, 2013 by whacknoodle

It IS Christmas, so I should expect miracles, don’t you think? Well, a MIRACLE has happened. This one is about my latest book–The Christmas Hayride of Doom. I modestly admit that it is a wonderful book about my most adventurous … Continue reading →

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Deck the Halls? NO! FLECK the Halls! And with FREE Books!!

Posted on December 19, 2013 by whacknoodle

I am, of course, excited about giving YOU a free copy of my new book of Whacknoodle family Christmas stories, and I want to tell you about one of the best parts. My very adventurous dog-father, Par Whack, thought it … Continue reading →

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They’ll Never Forget The Christmas Hayride of Doom!

Posted on December 16, 2013 by whacknoodle

I, your dog-author friend, have a happy announcement that, I believe, will make your Christmas brighter, your spirits happier, your steps easy and your burdens light. At least that’s what I think my book will do for you! They say … Continue reading →

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Abandoned . . . For Lasagna! Should I Be Mad?

Posted on June 17, 2013 by whacknoodle

Hello, world! I, Perdita Whacknoodle, your favorite dog author (I’m sure) have been quite absent from my blog for several weeks. I will explain, but I am not happy about it. As you know, I am a very thoughtful dog … Continue reading →

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My Best Stories . . . Free for Just A Little While

Posted on March 30, 2013 by whacknoodle

As you know, I am an esteemed dog-author, and I have strong opinions. My mission, which I accept, is to help raise humans to the level of dogs. It’s very difficult since humans are slow learners, but I don’t give … Continue reading →

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Garbage Trucks, Tractors, and Trains–To Go!

Posted on January 15, 2013 by whacknoodle

If you’ve read my books, you know all about my swashbuckling, adventurous, criminal father, Par Whack, who is proudly featured on “Most Wanted Dog” signs everywhere. He’s wanted by police, sheriffs, and evil dogcatchers, and maybe even the FBI. Par … Continue reading →

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A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans

Posted on December 30, 2012 by whacknoodle

A Dog Looks at Christmas . . .  and Humans  As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading →

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Hooray! My Book is STILL Number One–and STILL Free!

Posted on December 26, 2012 by whacknoodle

Christmas has gone, and I am STILL a happy, happy dog-author. That is because thousands and thousands of people around the world have gotten my new Christmas stories for their Kindles (or Klondels or Klondikes or whatever you call those … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet

Posted on December 25, 2012 by whacknoodle

When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading →

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‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem

Posted on December 24, 2012 by whacknoodle

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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