Category Archives: dog poet

New Words For All. Free!

Posted on April 16, 2013 by whacknoodle

As you know if you read my books, I am a dog on a mission to uplift and educate humans. This is a big task, even for a dog of my abilities. I chose a young human to be my … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet

Posted on December 25, 2012 by whacknoodle

When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading →

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Twas the week before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

Posted on December 6, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading →

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‘The Bark.’ My Haiku For Today

Posted on November 28, 2012 by whacknoodle

Like all great poets, I am inspired by daily events. And like all dogs, I always keep up with all the news through the network. Of course, humans can’t understand how complex our system is, so I write poems to … Continue reading →

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My Sonnet for The Day: The Cat Who Preens Outside the Fence

Posted on November 27, 2012 by whacknoodle

It is harder for a dog to be a writer than for a human. All the human has to do is wander to the computer and whack away, but I have to wait until I can transmit my opus to … Continue reading →

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Another Poem About A Day In My Dog Life

Posted on November 26, 2012 by whacknoodle

You know I am a dog writer of books, and sometimes I am even a poet. And you know what they say–writing poetry is hard because you have to sweat over every word to be sure it’s perfect. (Of course … Continue reading →

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