Tag Archives: dog wisdom

Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading

Posted in Bark, Children's Books, Dog Author, dog poet, English, language, linguistics, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

For Happiness at Home, Here is My First Dog Manifesto

Too many humans just don’t understand their place in the world. Oddly, they feel superior to dogs–something that is clearly not supported by the observable facts. These misguided humans do not understand the master/helper situation as it really exists, and … Continue reading

Posted in Dog Author, manifesto, Perdita Whacknoodle, Perdita's Delusions and Claims | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

A Dog Quote To Remember. Perdita Gives a Bark-Out

My humans are fans of a properly named restaurant in Gainesville, Georgia. A person of obvious wisdom called it the Two Dog Cafe, although even one dog would have been enough, if you ask me. I believe these humans are … Continue reading

Posted in Dog Author, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘The Bark.’ My Haiku For Today

Like all great poets, I am inspired by daily events. And like all dogs, I always keep up with all the news through the network. Of course, humans can’t understand how complex our system is, so I write poems to … Continue reading

Posted in Dog Author, dog poet, Perdita Whacknoodle, poetry | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Soon The Literary World Will Explode

Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading

Posted in Dog Author, Perdita Whacknoodle, Perdita's Delusions and Claims | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment