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It’s Not Real Food . . . But It’s Nice

Look what I found while walking through the neighborhood! A very pleasant bowl of bones for us dogs do enjoy. Fake bones, to be sure, but it’s a nice thought, and even fake bones are edible. Just when I despair … Continue reading

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“TGIF??” What Difference Does THAT Make?

I’ve noticed another funny thing about humans. They seem very interested, almost obsessed, with what day of the week it is. I have heard them say things like, “Oh, no–it’s Monday!” Is there something wrong with Monday? Or, they have … Continue reading

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Garbage Trucks, Tractors, and Trains–To Go!

If you’ve read my books, you know all about my swashbuckling, adventurous, criminal father, Par Whack, who is proudly featured on “Most Wanted Dog” signs everywhere. He’s wanted by police, sheriffs, and evil dogcatchers, and maybe even the FBI. Par … Continue reading

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading

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The Literary World Is About to Explode

Some say I am an arrogant dog. Others say I am delusional. I know . . . I have heard the comments. But talk doesn’t bother me because I am, as far as I can tell, the smartest dog in … Continue reading

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Meet Par Whack and Mr. Wimpy in Perdita’s First Video Book Trailer

Perdita Whacknoodle’s books are now available for the Amazon Kindle. And Perdita thinks she is one of the ONLY dogs in the world with a book trailer–a very short introduction movie. Got 40 seconds? Have a look at the Who’s … Continue reading

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