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New Words For All. Free!
Posted on April 16, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know if you read my books, I am a dog on a mission to uplift and educate humans. This is a big task, even for a dog of my abilities. I chose a young human to be my … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, dog poet, language, Uncategorized | Tagged dog author, dog wisdom, dogs, linguistics, Perdita Whacknoodle | 10 Comments
Have You Ever Seen a More Noble Dog?
Posted on April 9, 2013 by whacknoodle
If you read my books and this blog, you know how important my dashing dog father, known far and wide as Par Whack, has been in my development as a thoughtful young dog writer. Par is a true hero. A … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dog Book, Perdita Whacknoodle, Uncategorized | Tagged Castle Lady Hawke, delusions, dog books, free kindle book, Napoleon, Perdita Whacknoodle | 2 Comments
My Best Stories . . . Free for Just A Little While
Posted on March 30, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know, I am an esteemed dog-author, and I have strong opinions. My mission, which I accept, is to help raise humans to the level of dogs. It’s very difficult since humans are slow learners, but I don’t give … Continue reading →
What SHE Said!
Posted on March 25, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know, I am a dog author. A deep thinker who does not mind sharing my thoughts with humans as I try to uplift them and teach them how to be more like dogs. I do have a staff … Continue reading →
Posted in Book Blogs, Children's Books, Dog Author | Tagged dog author, dog books, dog wisdom, Ionia Martin, Perdita Whacknoodle, readfulthingsblog.com, writer | 3 Comments
Watch, Play, Learn!
Posted on March 22, 2013 by whacknoodle
Once again, my human scribe was in his favorite restaurant–the one with the brilliant name. Two Dog Cafe. And he saw a bit of human philosophy that he shared with me. I must admit I had a chuckle when I … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Health | Tagged blood-pressure, dog advice, dog author, dog wisdom, Perdita Whacknoodle | 2 Comments
The Wisdom May Have Come Through a Human, But . . .
Posted on March 17, 2013 by whacknoodle
I’m not a dog with an ego, even though I think I’m one of the best dog authors around. I spend hours every day under my bush, deep in thought and contemplation, working on my ideas and stories. Then I … Continue reading →
Posted in Amazon.com, Dog Author | Tagged dog author, dog books, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle | 3 Comments
Snatch a Steak, Save a Life . . . Or Two!
Posted on March 15, 2013 by whacknoodle
As you know, I’m a dog who cares about my friends and family. So I’ve been concerned about their health, and how I might help them avoid illness. I’m just that kind of thoughtful dog. Of course, I sometimes think … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dog Hero, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged cholesterol, diet, dogs, snatch-and-run, steak, steak dinner | Leave a comment
Isn’t It Nice To Think So?
Posted on February 25, 2013 by whacknoodle
As a prolific dog author, I am always alert to what is going on around me. I believe it’s much like the way Mr. Hemingway or Mr. William Faulkner gathered their material. Watching and listening. And thinking, of course. So, … Continue reading →
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It’s Not Real Food . . . But It’s Nice
Posted on February 16, 2013 by whacknoodle
Look what I found while walking through the neighborhood! A very pleasant bowl of bones for us dogs do enjoy. Fake bones, to be sure, but it’s a nice thought, and even fake bones are edible. Just when I despair … Continue reading →
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If They’d Do This to a Human, We Dogs Better Watch Out!
Posted on February 14, 2013 by whacknoodle
My human scribe and I were walking through the neighborhood when we spotted this demolished sign in the middle of the road. According to my scribe, it says State Law: Stop for Pedestrians in Crosswalk Or, at least that’s what … Continue reading →
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