Author Archives: whacknoodle

A Dog Quote To Remember. Perdita Gives a Bark-Out

Posted on November 29, 2012 by whacknoodle

My humans are fans of a properly named restaurant in Gainesville, Georgia. A person of obvious wisdom called it the Two Dog Cafe, although even one dog would have been enough, if you ask me. I believe these humans are … Continue reading →

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‘The Bark.’ My Haiku For Today

Posted on November 28, 2012 by whacknoodle

Like all great poets, I am inspired by daily events. And like all dogs, I always keep up with all the news through the network. Of course, humans can’t understand how complex our system is, so I write poems to … Continue reading →

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My Sonnet for The Day: The Cat Who Preens Outside the Fence

Posted on November 27, 2012 by whacknoodle

It is harder for a dog to be a writer than for a human. All the human has to do is wander to the computer and whack away, but I have to wait until I can transmit my opus to … Continue reading →

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Another Poem About A Day In My Dog Life

Posted on November 26, 2012 by whacknoodle

You know I am a dog writer of books, and sometimes I am even a poet. And you know what they say–writing poetry is hard because you have to sweat over every word to be sure it’s perfect. (Of course … Continue reading →

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I Am A Poetic Dog. A Thanksgiving Haiku

Posted on November 23, 2012 by whacknoodle

Some days I feel proseish (but not prosaic!), but today I am inspired by what happened in my dog bowl today, so I burst forth with a perfect Haiku. Some say I am bragging on myself but I do not … Continue reading →

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A Word About Mr. Wimpy and Par

Posted on November 21, 2012 by whacknoodle

When you read my books, you will soon learn about Mr. Wimpy, the principal of the school in Dahlonegee. He is sort of fat, and very pompous, and he does NOT like dogs. That, of course, means that we dogs … Continue reading →

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Want to Know What Dogs REALLY Think?

Posted on November 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you, dear human, want to know what dogs really think, you can find out, because my first two books are now available for the Kindle (and Kindle apps). Since I don’t actually read, I’m not exactly sure what those … Continue reading →

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The Literary World Is About to Explode

Posted on November 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

Some say I am an arrogant dog. Others say I am delusional. I know . . . I have heard the comments. But talk doesn’t bother me because I am, as far as I can tell, the smartest dog in … Continue reading →

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Soon The Literary World Will Explode

Posted on November 16, 2012 by whacknoodle

Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading →

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Meet Par Whack and Mr. Wimpy in Perdita’s First Video Book Trailer

Posted on October 22, 2012 by whacknoodle

Perdita Whacknoodle’s books are now available for the Amazon Kindle. And Perdita thinks she is one of the ONLY dogs in the world with a book trailer–a very short introduction movie. Got 40 seconds? Have a look at the Who’s … Continue reading →

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