Author Archives: whacknoodle
The Brick Piano Is Nothing Like Par and Uncle Elvis
I have been a bit absent from my own blog, lately, because I have been a very busy dog. And my scribe, who purports to be helping with my books and other writings, CLAIMS he has other things to do. … Continue reading →
Happy New Ear? I HOPE So!
As your dog author and commentator, I try to point out odd things that humans do. Of course, there are SO many odd human things that I hardly know where to begin, but I will point out what I have … Continue reading →
A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans
A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading →
Hooray! My Book is STILL Number One–and STILL Free!
Christmas has gone, and I am STILL a happy, happy dog-author. That is because thousands and thousands of people around the world have gotten my new Christmas stories for their Kindles (or Klondels or Klondikes or whatever you call those … Continue reading →
A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet
When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading →
‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem
‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →
We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!
There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading →
The World Did Not End . . . But All Is Not Well
I heard a lot of humans wondering if the world would come to an end yesterday–something predicted by the Mayos a long time ago. It did not happen, which is good because there is lots more to eat during the … Continue reading →
He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .
If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading →
My Early Christmas Gift to the World
I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading →
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