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‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem

Posted on December 24, 2012 by

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

Posted on December 22, 2012 by

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading →

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The World Did Not End . . . But All Is Not Well

Posted on December 21, 2012 by

I heard a lot of humans wondering if the world would come to an end yesterday–something predicted by the Mayos a long time ago. It did not happen, which is good because there is lots more to eat during the … Continue reading →

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

Posted on December 20, 2012 by

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading →

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My Early Christmas Gift to the World

Posted on December 20, 2012 by

I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

Posted on December 14, 2012 by

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →

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Meet Par Whack and Mr. Wimpy in Perdita’s First Video Book Trailer

Posted on October 22, 2012 by

Perdita Whacknoodle’s books are now available for the Amazon Kindle. And Perdita thinks she is one of the ONLY dogs in the world with a book trailer–a very short introduction movie. Got 40 seconds? Have a look at the Who’s … Continue reading →

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Hello! Hello!

Posted on October 7, 2012 by

“Hello? Hello? Hello!” Those were the very first words Perdita said to Laura on that day when Perdita first started transmitting her thought-particles directly into Laura’s brain. “Hello? Hello? Hello!” It’s a long story, to tell you the truth, but … Continue reading →

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