Category Archives: Dog Author

‘Tis the Night Before Christmas’ –My Latest Poem

Posted on December 24, 2012 by whacknoodle

‘Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Tis the night before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

Posted on December 22, 2012 by whacknoodle

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading →

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The World Did Not End . . . But All Is Not Well

Posted on December 21, 2012 by whacknoodle

I heard a lot of humans wondering if the world would come to an end yesterday–something predicted by the Mayos a long time ago. It did not happen, which is good because there is lots more to eat during the … Continue reading →

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

Posted on December 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading →

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My Early Christmas Gift to the World

Posted on December 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading →

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Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

Posted on December 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading →

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The Cat Did It!

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

What else could it be? My faithful scribe, the human, carefully transcribed my poem, ‘Twas the Week Before Christmas‘ today and put it on this blob, or whatever you humans call it. We wanted to share my poem about Christmas … Continue reading →

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My Christmas Book Is Almost Here!

Posted on December 17, 2012 by whacknoodle

I am so happy that my slothful human scribe has finished ‘polishing’ my latest book because it’s a book of my Christmas stories. And it’s ready just in time! What’s more, my scribe says that he will make it FREE … Continue reading →

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Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?

Posted on December 16, 2012 by whacknoodle

Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

Posted on December 14, 2012 by whacknoodle

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →

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