Category Archives: Perdita Whacknoodle
Would a Dog Steal 800 Bags Of Dog Food?
Would a dog steal 800 bags of dog food? I think not! For one thing, why would we want it? I was perusing the news today and saw the alarming story that someone–humans, I assume–had stolen 800 bags of dog … Continue reading
For Happiness at Home, Here is My First Dog Manifesto
Too many humans just don’t understand their place in the world. Oddly, they feel superior to dogs–something that is clearly not supported by the observable facts. These misguided humans do not understand the master/helper situation as it really exists, and … Continue reading
A Dog Quote To Remember. Perdita Gives a Bark-Out
My humans are fans of a properly named restaurant in Gainesville, Georgia. A person of obvious wisdom called it the Two Dog Cafe, although even one dog would have been enough, if you ask me. I believe these humans are … Continue reading
‘The Bark.’ My Haiku For Today
Like all great poets, I am inspired by daily events. And like all dogs, I always keep up with all the news through the network. Of course, humans can’t understand how complex our system is, so I write poems to … Continue reading
My Sonnet for The Day: The Cat Who Preens Outside the Fence
It is harder for a dog to be a writer than for a human. All the human has to do is wander to the computer and whack away, but I have to wait until I can transmit my opus to … Continue reading
Soon The Literary World Will Explode
Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading
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