Category Archives: Perdita Whacknoodle

Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading

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Would a Dog Steal 800 Bags Of Dog Food?

Would a dog steal 800 bags of dog food? I think not! For one thing, why would we want it? I was perusing the news today and saw the alarming story that someone–humans, I assume–had stolen 800 bags of dog … Continue reading

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For Happiness at Home, Here is My First Dog Manifesto

Too many humans just don’t understand their place in the world. Oddly, they feel superior to dogs–something that is clearly not supported by the observable facts. These misguided humans do not understand the master/helper situation as it really exists, and … Continue reading

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A Dog Quote To Remember. Perdita Gives a Bark-Out

My humans are fans of a properly named restaurant in Gainesville, Georgia. A person of obvious wisdom called it the Two Dog Cafe, although even one dog would have been enough, if you ask me. I believe these humans are … Continue reading

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‘The Bark.’ My Haiku For Today

Like all great poets, I am inspired by daily events. And like all dogs, I always keep up with all the news through the network. Of course, humans can’t understand how complex our system is, so I write poems to … Continue reading

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My Sonnet for The Day: The Cat Who Preens Outside the Fence

It is harder for a dog to be a writer than for a human. All the human has to do is wander to the computer and whack away, but I have to wait until I can transmit my opus to … Continue reading

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A Word About Mr. Wimpy and Par

When you read my books, you will soon learn about Mr. Wimpy, the principal of the school in Dahlonegee. He is sort of fat, and very pompous, and he does NOT like dogs. That, of course, means that we dogs … Continue reading

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Soon The Literary World Will Explode

Yes, my human scribe CLAIMS to be moving quickly. He SAYS my first two books are almost finished–something about commas. (I think he is obsessed with commas. I don’t know why. I don’t use them when I dictate.) Once my … Continue reading

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Meet Par Whack and Mr. Wimpy in Perdita’s First Video Book Trailer

Perdita Whacknoodle’s books are now available for the Amazon Kindle. And Perdita thinks she is one of the ONLY dogs in the world with a book trailer–a very short introduction movie. Got 40 seconds? Have a look at the Who’s … Continue reading

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Hello! Hello!

“Hello? Hello? Hello!” Those were the very first words Perdita said to Laura on that day when Perdita first started transmitting her thought-particles directly into Laura’s brain. “Hello? Hello? Hello!” It’s a long story, to tell you the truth, but … Continue reading

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