Author Archives: whacknoodle

Fill Your Kids’ Kindles With My Third Book . . . And It’s FREE!

Posted on February 11, 2013 by whacknoodle

Yes! For some reason that I don’t understand, my scribe has persuaded Amazon.com to let the world have my third book FREE. Today, and tomorrow, and Wednesday, too. (He says that’s February 11, 12, and 13th.) You might wonder why … Continue reading →

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Could Reading My Books Save Your Furniture? I Think So!

Posted on February 9, 2013 by whacknoodle

I keep my eyes open as I go about my daily life, and gather material for my books, and for this blog, of course. I am an especially observant dog. So, when I saw this displayed, it made me think. … Continue reading →

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“TGIF??” What Difference Does THAT Make?

Posted on February 8, 2013 by whacknoodle

I’ve noticed another funny thing about humans. They seem very interested, almost obsessed, with what day of the week it is. I have heard them say things like, “Oh, no–it’s Monday!” Is there something wrong with Monday? Or, they have … Continue reading →

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What Humans Can Learn From Dogs–Barking Up the Phone Tree!

Posted on February 7, 2013 by whacknoodle

One of my themes, as a dog writer, is that humans should learn from dogs. Oh, of course humans are sadly limited, and sometimes there’s not much they can learn but it’s our obligation to try to help them. So, … Continue reading →

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Editing, Schmediting. What’s With the Comma Obsession?

Posted on February 3, 2013 by whacknoodle

OK, I am a dog. A dog-author, to be exact. My methodology is simply to transmit my thought-particles into my translator’s somewhat limited human brain. Then he does all that busy-work to turn my pristine thoughts and stories into books. … Continue reading →

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MORE Proof! SOME Humans Get it.

Posted on January 31, 2013 by whacknoodle

Like any writer, human or canine, I keep my eyes open as I travel. Sometimes, my human friends help by making pictures of important things, like this sign. I love the Two Dog Cafe, and so does my human scribe. … Continue reading →

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Dog Heaven, Also Known as ‘The Beach’

Posted on January 22, 2013 by whacknoodle

My humans went to the beach and took me. It was a huge, extreme, hyper-wagish, wonderful amount of fun. And all us dogs had a magnificent time! A barking good time. A  running and splashing good time. A tennis-ball chasing … Continue reading →

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Garbage Trucks, Tractors, and Trains–To Go!

Posted on January 15, 2013 by whacknoodle

If you’ve read my books, you know all about my swashbuckling, adventurous, criminal father, Par Whack, who is proudly featured on “Most Wanted Dog” signs everywhere. He’s wanted by police, sheriffs, and evil dogcatchers, and maybe even the FBI. Par … Continue reading →

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What Are These People Telling You About My Book?

Posted on January 12, 2013 by whacknoodle

Here are some direct quotes from Amazon reviews for my book, The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: Two Christmas Stories This is what readers say about my third book. It makes me such a happy dog that I didn’t even … Continue reading →

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We Dogs Should Raise Our Fees

Posted on January 11, 2013 by whacknoodle

I’m trying to teach humans how to be more like dogs. That’s why I’m writing my books and this blog. Why not? We are dogs happier. And I think we have a lot to teach you. So, I was happy … Continue reading →

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