Yes! For some reason that I don’t understand, my scribe has persuaded Amazon.com to let the world have my third book FREE. Today, and tomorrow, and Wednesday, too. (He says that’s February 11, 12, and 13th.)
You might wonder why such a valuable book is free. I certainly do. I poured my heart into these stories, and they are filled with dog wisdom and exciting dog stories you just won’t find anywhere else.
You’ll learn about how Par Whack taught the evil dogcatcher a lesson on the night I was born, and about how Par stole the big garbage truck in Dahlonegee. You’ll learn about the time Farmer took our entire dog family on a fabulous vacation, and what exciting things happened when he forgot us in the middle of the city.
You’ll read about how my dog father, Par, saved the championship football game, and you’ll read the long and VERY exciting story of Par’s artistic masterpiece that he created for the people of Dahlonegee. I’ll just say that it involved airborne fruits and vegetables, and a watermelon that was shot from a cannon.
It was a night the people of Dahlonegee will never forget, and all because of Par!
Strangely, the adult humans never appreciated Par’s efforts, but the kids who read my books love all the explosions, chases, and very satisfying crashes just as much as I do!
And that’s a lot. Because . . . you really don’t want your life to be boring, do you?
I know I don’t. That’s why I write these exciting books.
And, good grief! Today it’s FREE!
What Are These People Telling You About My Book?
Here are some direct quotes from Amazon reviews for my book, The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: Two Christmas Stories
This is what readers say about my third book. It makes me such a happy dog that I didn’t even fix their spelling! I love my readers and I’ll give them a huge lick of happiness and a power-wag when I meet them.
(And, oh yes, I DO make up words. I creatify and de-borify the English language because my words are better. You’ll see!)
the dog didn’t really know any words like the people in the awesome story of imagination
and thank you for the story
My kids and I really love all of the Perdita Whacknoodle stories
Sure to enjoy at any age.
much imagination as well as interesting vocabulary
This book would be wonderful for children but even as an adult I loved it. It made me laugh and that is not an easy thing to do. I would even call this book a “joyful read!”
I especially loved Perdita’s malaprops, and the lunatic adventures of her Par
Loved it. Wish I had a dog like that. Amazing!!!!!!
This book is a very good book. What I like about this book is it shares a lot of detail with u and opens up with the reader in so many ways
Very funny i liked it a lot i luv explosions and guns it was also cool how Laura could here perditas thoughts
don’t think it is long enough for me I want more Christmas disasters from Pereira and par
My child liked this book because he loved Perditas words and language. It was funny enough for my hyperactive monkey to stick around and listen to the whole book.
it wasn’t boring or slow. Thanks.
5.0 out of 5 stars The greatest book ever,
I love this book a lot
I would love to read all the books she has out.
I love this book!
It is awesome!
I hope that I can read the rest of the series!
. . . clever wordplay will remind you of what you loved in Lewis Carroll and Dr. Seuss, and the playful illustrations are of that top quality, too. Delight yourself and a young loved one with this charming, whacky book.
It’s funny, the life lessons are clear, and any dog lover has seen a little bit of Perdita in every pooch they own.
Want to see what these readers are talking about? You can, for less than a dollar! Click here to enjoy my two Christmas chapters before another minute passes. (If you like to laugh, that is.)