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Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

Posted on December 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading →

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Twas the week before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?

Posted on December 16, 2012 by whacknoodle

Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

Posted on December 14, 2012 by whacknoodle

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →

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Why This Dog Loves the Weekend

Posted on December 8, 2012 by whacknoodle

My translator and I have been discussing my love for the weekend. And my excitement at Christmastime. He says I am a lazy dog and that weekends are no different to me than any other day. Now, how would HE … Continue reading →

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

Posted on December 6, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading →

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Want to Know What Dogs REALLY Think?

Posted on November 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you, dear human, want to know what dogs really think, you can find out, because my first two books are now available for the Kindle (and Kindle apps). Since I don’t actually read, I’m not exactly sure what those … Continue reading →

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The Literary World Is About to Explode

Posted on November 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

Some say I am an arrogant dog. Others say I am delusional. I know . . . I have heard the comments. But talk doesn’t bother me because I am, as far as I can tell, the smartest dog in … Continue reading →

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Hello! Hello!

Posted on October 7, 2012 by whacknoodle

“Hello? Hello? Hello!” Those were the very first words Perdita said to Laura on that day when Perdita first started transmitting her thought-particles directly into Laura’s brain. “Hello? Hello? Hello!” It’s a long story, to tell you the truth, but … Continue reading →

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