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Garbage Trucks, Tractors, and Trains–To Go!

If you’ve read my books, you know all about my swashbuckling, adventurous, criminal father, Par Whack, who is proudly featured on “Most Wanted Dog” signs everywhere. He’s wanted by police, sheriffs, and evil dogcatchers, and maybe even the FBI. Par … Continue reading

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What Are These People Telling You About My Book?

Here are some direct quotes from Amazon reviews for my book, The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: Two Christmas Stories This is what readers say about my third book. It makes me such a happy dog that I didn’t even … Continue reading

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A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans

A Dog Looks at Christmas . . .  and Humans  As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading

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A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet

When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading

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Hello! Hello!

“Hello? Hello? Hello!” Those were the very first words Perdita said to Laura on that day when Perdita first started transmitting her thought-particles directly into Laura’s brain. “Hello? Hello? Hello!” It’s a long story, to tell you the truth, but … Continue reading

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