Author Archives: whacknoodle

Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

Posted on December 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading →

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The Cat Did It!

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

What else could it be? My faithful scribe, the human, carefully transcribed my poem, ‘Twas the Week Before Christmas‘ today and put it on this blob, or whatever you humans call it. We wanted to share my poem about Christmas … Continue reading →

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Twas the week before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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My Christmas Book Is Almost Here!

Posted on December 17, 2012 by whacknoodle

I am so happy that my slothful human scribe has finished ‘polishing’ my latest book because it’s a book of my Christmas stories. And it’s ready just in time! What’s more, my scribe says that he will make it FREE … Continue reading →

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Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?

Posted on December 16, 2012 by whacknoodle

Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

Posted on December 14, 2012 by whacknoodle

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →

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Why This Dog Loves the Weekend

Posted on December 8, 2012 by whacknoodle

My translator and I have been discussing my love for the weekend. And my excitement at Christmastime. He says I am a lazy dog and that weekends are no different to me than any other day. Now, how would HE … Continue reading →

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

Posted on December 6, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading →

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Would a Dog Steal 800 Bags Of Dog Food?

Posted on December 4, 2012 by whacknoodle

Would a dog steal 800 bags of dog food? I think not! For one thing, why would we want it? I was perusing the news today and saw the alarming story that someone–humans, I assume–had stolen 800 bags of dog … Continue reading →

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For Happiness at Home, Here is My First Dog Manifesto

Posted on December 3, 2012 by whacknoodle

Too many humans just don’t understand their place in the world. Oddly, they feel superior to dogs–something that is clearly not supported by the observable facts. These misguided humans do not understand the master/helper situation as it really exists, and … Continue reading →

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