Category Archives: Children’s Books

A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet

Posted on December 25, 2012 by whacknoodle

When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading →

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We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!

Posted on December 22, 2012 by whacknoodle

There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading →

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He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .

Posted on December 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading →

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My Early Christmas Gift to the World

Posted on December 20, 2012 by whacknoodle

I am a dog with LOTS of Christmas spirit, so I want to give the whole world the gift of my Christmas stories. They are FREE today and tomorrow and Saturday (which my scribe says is December 22. He keeps … Continue reading →

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Tomorrow My Christmas Book is Free! And Friday! And Saturday!

Posted on December 19, 2012 by whacknoodle

It’s almost Christmas and I have a brand-new book with two of my family’s favorite Christmas stories. Inspiring and uplifting. (And filled with explosions!) I convinced my scribe to make the book somehow FREE as my gift to the whole … Continue reading →

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‘Twas the Week Before Christmas

Posted on December 18, 2012 by whacknoodle

Twas the Week Before Christmas By Perdita Whacknoodle Dedicated to my dear father, Par Whack—the most adventurous dog In the world ‘Twas the week before Christmas, And all over the world, People reading my books Find their brains in a … Continue reading →

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Dogs Rule? Isn’t That Obvious?

Posted on December 16, 2012 by whacknoodle

Isn’t it obvious? It certainly is to me. Of course, I’m a dog, so I have the advantage of seeing the world more clearly than humans, who are obsessed by trivial things like “jobs.” Obsessed! But isn’t it obvious that … Continue reading →

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I’m a Dog—So Why Do I Write Books?

Posted on December 14, 2012 by whacknoodle

I have heard humans mutter about my writing. They wonder why I do it, and some of them even think that I do NOT really compose my own works! Imagine! Did Eudora Welty have to endure such comments? Does John … Continue reading →

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Why This Dog Loves the Weekend

Posted on December 8, 2012 by whacknoodle

My translator and I have been discussing my love for the weekend. And my excitement at Christmastime. He says I am a lazy dog and that weekends are no different to me than any other day. Now, how would HE … Continue reading →

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Why I Creatify the Boring English Language

Posted on December 6, 2012 by whacknoodle

If you read my books, you know that I often enhance the English language by creatifying words. My translator, Laura, is upset by this. So I will explain. I am a Dog. Thus,  I am obviously a master of the … Continue reading →

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