Does YOUR Dog Tweet? Perdita Does!
- Last day FREE for 'The Christmas Tree of Doom.' You won't forget the Whacknoodles' Xmas. goo.gl/yF6Tce 6 years ago
- New Kindle? ‘The Christmas Tree of Doom’ is #funny and FREE today! ‘Tis the season to laugh with the dogs. goo.gl/WMV6qu 6 years ago
- When Par climbed the Christmas Tree of Doom, how could he know about the Mashed Potato Explosion? FREE now! goo.gl/yF6Tce 6 years ago
Tag Archives: dog author
What Humans Can Learn From Dogs–Barking Up the Phone Tree!
Posted on February 7, 2013 by whacknoodle
One of my themes, as a dog writer, is that humans should learn from dogs. Oh, of course humans are sadly limited, and sometimes there’s not much they can learn but it’s our obligation to try to help them. So, … Continue reading →
Posted in Bark, Dog Author, Dogs, linguistics, Uncategorized | Tagged Bark, customer service, dog author, Perdita Whacknoodle, phone hell | 1 Comment
Garbage Trucks, Tractors, and Trains–To Go!
Posted on January 15, 2013 by whacknoodle
If you’ve read my books, you know all about my swashbuckling, adventurous, criminal father, Par Whack, who is proudly featured on “Most Wanted Dog” signs everywhere. He’s wanted by police, sheriffs, and evil dogcatchers, and maybe even the FBI. Par … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Perdita Whacknoodle | Tagged crazy dogs, dog author, Dog stories, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle, trains | Leave a comment
We Dogs Should Raise Our Fees
Posted on January 11, 2013 by whacknoodle
I’m trying to teach humans how to be more like dogs. That’s why I’m writing my books and this blog. Why not? We are dogs happier. And I think we have a lot to teach you. So, I was happy … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dogs, Uncategorized | Tagged dog author, happiness, Perdita Whacknoodle, Two Dog Cafe | Leave a comment
The Brick Piano Is Nothing Like Par and Uncle Elvis
Posted on January 8, 2013 by whacknoodle
I have been a bit absent from my own blog, lately, because I have been a very busy dog. And my scribe, who purports to be helping with my books and other writings, CLAIMS he has other things to do. … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, Dogs, Perdita Whacknoodle, writer | Tagged Christmas stories, dog author, Kindle, Perdita Whacknoodle, The Brick Piano | Leave a comment
Happy New Ear? I HOPE So!
Posted on December 31, 2012 by whacknoodle
As your dog author and commentator, I try to point out odd things that humans do. Of course, there are SO many odd human things that I hardly know where to begin, but I will point out what I have … Continue reading →
Posted in Dog Author, dog news, Happy New Year, Perdita's Delusions and Claims | Tagged dog author, Happy New Year, Perdita Whacknoodle, writer | Leave a comment
A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans
Posted on December 30, 2012 by whacknoodle
A Dog Looks at Christmas . . . and Humans As a dog writer, I’m a keen observer of the world around me. This ranges from bugs and squirrels to humans. As odd and unpredictable as bugs and squirrels may … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Christmas, Dog Author | Tagged Christmas, Christmas stories, dog author, Dog stories, dog wisdom, funny books for kids, Kindle, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment
A Christmas Poem from a Dog Poet
Posted on December 25, 2012 by whacknoodle
When Par (the dog)Performed at Christmas (Inspired by my new Christmas book and my dear father, Par—the most wanted dog ever*) When Par performed at Christmas Some said it was most dangerous, Others thought that it was hazardous. But I … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Christmas, dog poet, poetry, Uncategorized | Tagged Christmas poem, Christmas stories, dog author, Dog stories, free kindle book, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle, Poetry | Leave a comment
We’re Number ONE? Now I Understand!
Posted on December 22, 2012 by whacknoodle
There is SO much about humans that I don’t understand. Don’t get me started! Here is just one small example. I’ve seen humans in large groups at football games, dancing around, holding up a finger, and chanting “We’re Number One! … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Christmas, Dog Author | Tagged childrens books, Christmas, Christmas stories, dog author, free kindle book, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment
He Just Wanted to Spread Christmas Cheer, But . . .
Posted on December 20, 2012 by whacknoodle
If you have read my latest book, which is FREE right now on the Kindle due to my scribe’s bizarre idea of marketing, you know that my dear father, Par, wanted to bring Christmas cheer to the people in the … Continue reading →
Posted in Children's Books, Christmas, Dog Author, Uncategorized | Tagged Christmas, Christmas stories, dog author, dog books, free kindle book, funny books for kids, Perdita Whacknoodle | Leave a comment
What Are These People Telling You About My Book?
Here are some direct quotes from Amazon reviews for my book, The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: Two Christmas Stories This is what readers say about my third book. It makes me such a happy dog that I didn’t even … Continue reading →